Quotes: Drive Safely!

• Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list. ~Author unknown

• Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts. ~Tommy Lasorda

• Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. ~Author unknown

• If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. ~Bumper sticker

• It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~Author unknown

• The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after. ~Author Unknown

• Drive now. Text later. ~Author Unknown

• A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~American Proverb

• The speedway ends at the cemetery. ~Author Unknown

• If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin

• One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~Lady Astor

• You booze, you cruise, you lose. ~Author Unknown

• The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~Dudley Moore

• Automobiles are not ferocious.... it is man who is to be feared.  ~Robbins B. Stoeckel