Quotes: Get Well Soon

• I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.  ~Samuel Butler

• I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.  ~Finley Peter Dunne

• Warning:  Humor may be hazardous to your illness.  ~Ellie Katz

• It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.  ~Author Unknown

• Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.  ~Johnny Carson

• You have a cough?  Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.  ~Pearl Williams

• To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.  ~Henry Ward Beecher

• After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.  ~W.C. Fields

• I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.  ~Bill Walton

• Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted.  ~Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

• If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease. ~Robert Ingersoll